Monday, January 31, 2011

I'm Not Crazy

My name is Madison W. and I'm not crazy. My shrink might tell  you otherwise. Dr. Channing is a psychoanalyst. Old school Freudian. Before her I was seeing a cognitive therapist but it wasn't working out. She spent the whole time doing crossword puzzles. Whatever.

I have issues, but who doesn't?

I'm 28 years old, never married and not really looking. Most women my age are doing everything in their power to find a man. Why? Because they don't want to be alone? Their biological clock is ticking? They've been planning their $20,000 wedding since they were in fifth grade? All of the above?

As for me, I like living alone. I don't hate my mother. I'm not interested in getting married or having kids, but I won't say never. I'm addicted to Starbucks and mint chocolate chip ice cream. The problem is that certain people think I'm crazy, but I'm not (see subject line). I started this blog to set the record straight.